IBM Thinkpad R50e tried to kill me

I have been using the end of this bed as a desk for the last 4 weeks. I put a rug on the end of the bed so as to not dirty it. Hadn't been a problem. Bottom of the laptop never gets hot, only warm at most, maybe 40 degrees C. I was just about to go to sleep with my head at the other end and I smelt toxic smoke. Looked up, fire coming from under my laptop. Acted quickly, threw laptop across the ground, happened to have 10L bottle of water nearby, put out the now soccer-ball size hole racing fire in the bed. Couldn't believe it. Couldn't believe my luck either.

Believe it or not, the laptop still works although the monitor is broken. I went and bought a Desktop Monitor and plugged that in. That's what I'm using now- but resting always on a hard wooden cabinet top instead of my bed.

If you look around the net for "laptop on bed" ou will see very little appreciation of how dangerous it is. Maybe this one time the rug had positioned itself to cover all the bottom vents.
IBM or someone else need do an experiment with this.

Most people die in bed fires from a cigarette butt or heat-blanket catching the bed alight. They don't wake up because the fumes knock them unconscious. I was bloody lucky. That's the thing I hate so much about life - blink your eyes once more and without warning its gone.

UPDATE: Monday 21st Jan





TO the Conspiracy Theorists on the attempted murder of BoringTrash:
All you skeptics who think I tried to frame my own murder, how about this conspiracy theory on the Thinkpad attacking me:
The joos did it!

If any respectable, impartial lab wants to examine the laptop then PLEASE
announce.

I have my theory: I want the lab to investigate whether the joos got into my computer. Others have their theories. Lets test them ALL. I'm not like NIST. I don't just test the theory I WANT concluded. I don't just SELECT evidence for testing and ignore the rest. I don't REFUSE to give up a sample of GROUND ZERO to qualified metallurgists who doubt my conclusions. I'm not WITHHOLDING photographs. I am prepared to fully and transparently answer to all conspiracy theorists.

I didn't realise when I posted this there is a propaganda war between Dell and IBM surrounding fire-hazard laptops.

You can Imagine it now:
Mum is going into the computer store to buy laptop for her daughter. You can see it can't you? "Is this laptop fire-safe? There isn't a chance it could explode and catch fire is there?"
She asks the question because she sees the four letters DELL spotted around. She's on edge. "Could one of those blow up NOW?" Just when we thought the "War on Terror is over"

Thats a second degree burn above. I'm not sure if I woke up because of a foot on fire OR whether I burnt my foot putting out the fire.

UPDATE: 23rd Jan 2008

Since I am still yet to hear back from IBM about this I will publish the email I sent them:

to ibmevoce@br.ibm.com,
date Jan 19, 2008 1:40 AM
subject:my Thinkpad R50e caught on fire and almost killed me!

Attention IBM: Re: Thinkpad R50e notebook caught on fire on my bed almost killing me.
ibmevoce@br.ibm.com

Please see attached photos.

Hi, I thought I should report this as it is obviously one of the most important risks of any manufacturer. I bought a Thinkpad R50e in Sao Paulo and have had it working brilliantly for about 12 months. I now live in RIo De Janeiro. I always fall asleep with this laptop on my bed somewhere. I bought this laptop because I knew they were very robust and designed for jet setting executives.

Last week I had just lay down to sleep and smelt burning rubber. As I jumped up I saw flames coming out from under my laptop. I threw the laptop off the bed and within seconds the fire in the bed had made a hole the size of a soccer ball.

Luckily I had a 10L water bottle nearby and I emptied half of that on the fire in the bed to extinguish it. During this time I burnt my foot and had blisters for a week which are healing up o.k. now. No medical costs. The fumes from the bed caused me to vomit violently all over my bed.

The laptop amazingly still worked but the screen was broken and their is molten plastic around the air vents that are at the front-bottom of the laptop. The molten plastic is only around this small grid of air-vents.

I have some photos of the damage to the bed and the laptop. I decided to buy a cheap desktop monitor and plugged it into the laptop, blindly navigated my way through the log-in and then switched over to Desktop. I am now writing to you on the same laptop.

I realise that you must want to inspect this laptop for future engineering and design considerations. Any "Death by laptop" incident for any manufacturer will obviously hurt sales.

The laptop was sitting in the open-air on the bed. The bed had a cotton-nylon bed-sheet and on top of that sheet at the end of my bed I had placed a rug which was to stop my bed getting dirty as I would work at the end of my bed with the laptop on top of this rug.
Its amazing really how lucky I was considering that I would often go out and leave my laptop on. I had my laptop OS programmed to automatically shut down but this was not always working - I don't know why. Sometimes the laptop would stay on when not being used. But nonetheless I was often at work on it for 8 hours straight on the rug.

I am happy to send the laptop to you for forensic investigation. Notice in the photos that this is the only air-vent on the undercarriage of this laptop and that is where the fire started.

Please advise,
XXXX XXXXX
Rio De Janeiro



UPDATE: 25th Jan

You're not going to believe this: Guess what the itch all over my body is? Well it started around my crutch, then moved up my stomach, then my shoulders, then my arms and back, then my head - at the smae time it was moving down my legs, then on my feet. Guess what it is? FUCKING SCABIES!!!
Guess where I got it from? The "NEW" bed. I gave the landlord R$150 to go get me a new bed. When he came back with a used one I thought, "Oh well, that must be the cost in Brazil". FUCK!!!

And guess where else the scabies have set up camp? I thought it was genital herpes!!! FUCK!!!
http://images.emedicinehealth.com/images/4453/4453-4482-15939-21139.jpg
Its not THAT bad yet. But they are on their way aren't they!!! Set up camp on my dick the parasitic bastards.

So now I had to go buy R$50 bucks worth of scabicides and will have to wash with it for 15 days. And I think its the out-dated, potentially neurotoxic one called Benzoato de Benzila.



UPDATE: When you apply your scabicide all over your body the first time, be prepared for the scabies counter-attack lasting about 5 minutes. The Scabies consider it an act of biological terrorism and retaliate with a campaign of shock and awe as they seem to be burrowing further into your testicles and shaft in order to escape. You will also discover all the hives you didn't know you had as the only pain is coming from exactly where the hives are.

I was still itchy the next night. All over my chest mostly. I don't understand how the scabies, who are said to number from 10-50 on the body at a time normally, make the whole body itch, even in parts they are not present. Maybe there is a chemical they release in the epidermis which helps obscure them from the radar.

I also don't understand why scabies make you itch more at night, even when you are using the total body scabicide and changing bed sheets. What is it about scabies itch and night-time?

Literacy In Australia

LITERACY IN 2006
Approximately 7 million (46%) Australians aged 15 to 74 years had scores at Level 1 or 2 on the prose scale, a further 5.6 million (37%) at Level 3 and 2.5 million (16%) at Level 4/5. Results for document literacy were similar to prose. There were 7 million (47%) Australians at Level 1 or 2 on the document scale, 5.4 million (36%) at Level 3 and 2.7 million (18%) at Level 4/5. On the numeracy scale, approximately 7.9 million (53%) Australians were assessed at Level 1 or 2, 4.7 million (31%) at Level 3 and 2.4 million (16%) at Level 4/5. On the problem solving scale, approximately 10.6 million (70%) Australians were assessed at Level 1 or 2, 3.7 million (25%) at Level 3 and 800,000 (5%) at Level 4 (table 1).

In order to appreciate the standard set for each level you need to look at the Source below.
Source
But what amazed me was that on Problem Solving, Australians really hit rock bottom across the board. This explains why the Zionist controlled television and mainstream media could so easily convince Australians that the Twin Towers on 9/11 fell down like that all by fire alone. And most Australians don't even know there was WTC7 which came down similarly at 5pm. And if YOU reader don't understand it, then be assured, you are a FUCKING MORON just like most Australians. To be fair though, usually when I speak to engineering students on my travels, they don't even know the basic facts of 9/11. All they really know is a paragraph summary of events and that "those are just conspiracy theories" - but they don't even know what the said "conspiracy theories" are. Here, this will open your eyes: www.ae911truth.org

Copacabana New Years Eve

All the Cruise ships rolling in close to the shore for the new years eve party. That's just my window view.

Boring But True

"The individual is handicapped by coming face to face with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists" J.Edgar Hoover - FBI Director.



Most of us have seen the terrible scenes taken by the allies of piles of dead emaciated corpses in the camps awaiting burial. What you are not told is that teams of pathologists followed the invasion forces into Europe and did autopsies on thousands of these dead bodies. Dr Larson, pathologist with the judge Advocate Generals Office led these teams and reported:

"Not one case of death by posion gas was found"

Dr John E Gordon MD Ph.D, Harvard Professor was also with the US forces. He reported:

"Most deaths in concentration camps were caused, not by starvation nor maltreatment but by Typhus".

Got a problem with FACTS or like so many have you been brainwashed by Hollywood Zionist propaganda?


90% of the stories circulating about the treatment of jews during WW2 are total fabrications designed by the Zionists to exploit as sympathy propaganda. Indeed many of them have been conceded as false but still they circulate amongst the ill-informed western sheeple as though part of the real story. Such as jew-soap, human-hair matresses, and tattooed human skin lamp-shades. All of these were presented as evidence at the Nuremberg trial and later exposed as frauds. Another myth that persists as official record but which was debunked in the 80s is that 4 million jews perished at Auschwitz. In fact in the 80s the Russians, who liberated Auschwitz, finally released the camp records and admitted that only 1 million jews perished.

However the myths persist. Another myth is that there were gas chambers. There is no evidence of gas chambers. The jews were locked into concentration camps no different to how the Japanese in America were locked into concentration camps after Pearl Harbour.

Getting too much for your life-time of Zoinist propaganda filled brain?

In case you have digested a mainstream staple-diet of Hollywood Holocaust Snuff propaganda for your developmental life, to take the edge off what may come as a tectonic-plate shift in your construct of world geopolitical reality, in case your propaganda-meme-infested amygdala jerks your knee and convulses your stomach in affect to stop you just sitting straight to objectively absorb this information, I will introduce you first to former Zionist, American patriot whistleblower, Benjamin Freedman and his 1961 speech - A warning to Americans about world Zionism.

First just relax with the words of Bob Marley: "Don't let them fool yah, or even try to school yah". How do you not let them do this?

Lets stay with jewish researchers, some of whom have received death threats from the Zionist mafia for asking questions and speaking the truth as they discovered it:
David Cole: The Truth Behind the Gates of Auschwitz

Now lets look at a documentary from revisionists, all of whom have been persecuted by the Zionist mafia, some murdered in blatant terrorist assassination attacks, and most of them imprisoned simply for publishing writings which question the integrity of their dramatic claims of persecution during WW2:
The Persecution of Revisionists: The Holocaust Unveiled

Now a 20 minute documentary which tries to explain why so many jewish people have been caught up and fooled by this holocaust fabricated history just as non-jews have.

O.k. now if you want to see the fraudulent stories from a few other concentration camps then click ONE THIRD OF THE HOLOCAUST

More:
Judea Declares War on Germany: A Critical Look at the Holocaust and WWII
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2767720579270487357

WATCH THEM AND LEARN! JUST WATCH THEM!!!

What can you do about it? Pass the information on. Try to get people to find the time to spend the above 6-12 hours absorbing the information. That's all you can do right now, so don't stress out like I have for two years.



JEWS CAUSED WW2
"Judea declares War on Germany." (Daily Express, March 24, 1934)

Judea Declares War on Germany: A Critical Look at the Holocaust and WWII
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2767720579270487357

"The fight against Germany has now been waged for months by every Jewish community, on every conference, in all labor unions and by every single Jew in the world. There are reasons for the assumption that our share in this fight is of general importance. We shall start a spiritual and material war of the whole world against Germany. Germany is striving to become once again a great nation, and to recover her lost territories as well as her colonies. But our Jewish interests call for the complete destruction of Germany..." (Valadimir Jabotinsky, in Mascha Rjetsch, January, 1934)

"Hitler will have no war, but he will be forced into it, not this year but later..." (The Jewish Emil Ludwig, Les Annales, June, 1934)

"Kill the Germans, wherever you find them! Every German is our moral enemy. Have no mercy on women, children, or the aged! Kill every German -- wipe them out!" (Llya Ehrenburg, Glaser, p. 111).

"The millions of Jews who live in America, England and France, North and South Africa, and, not to forget those in Palestine, are determined to bring the war of annihilation against Germany to its final end." (The Jewish newspaper, Central Blad Voor Israeliten in Nederland, September 13, 1939)

"Germany is the enemy of Judaism and must be pursued with deadly hatred. The goal of Judaism of today is: a merciless campaign against all German peoples and the complete destruction of the nation. We demand a complete blockade of trade, the importation of raw materials stopped, and retaliation towards every German, woman and child." (Jewish professor A. Kulischer, October, 1937)

Sir Hartle Shawcross, Chief British Prosecutor at Nuremberg and later, British Attorney General, from a speech given at Stourbridge, England, on March 16, 1984:
"Step by step, I have arrived at the conviction that the aims of Communism in Europe are sinister and fatal. At the Nuremberg Trials, I, together with my Russian colleague, condemned Nazi Aggression and Terror. I believe now that Hitler and the German People did not want war. But we, {England}, declared war on Germany, intent on destroying it, in accordance with our principle of Balance of Power, and we were encouraged by the 'Americans'{Jews} around Roosevelt. We ignored Hitler's pleading, not to enter into war. Now we are forced to realize that Hitler was right. He offered us the co-operation of Germany: instead, since 1945, we have been facing the immense power of the Soviet Empire. I feel ashamed and humiliated to see that the aims we accused Hitler of, are being relentless pursued now, only under a different label." (Ashamed and Humiliated The British Attorney General, Sir Hartle Shawcross, said in a speech at Stourbridge, March 16, 1984 (AP)).

Jews did 9/11

If you already realise that 9/11 was a false-flag operation, then go and do the research into 9/11 now and look at all the people involved in the key positions affecting the 9/11 events and the cover-up: then you will see an enormous mafia group of dual Israeli/US citizens. Start with CIA director George Tenet - What the hell is a dual Israeli/US citizen doing as Director of the CIA? Then go and look into Sandy Berger who was caught red-handed stealing the Able Danger files from the National Archives just as Senator Curt Weldon was throwing up a storm for the Senate to investigate Able Danger.

Look up the Curt Weldon speeches about it on YouTube. Notice that the mainstream media is being told when and when not to kick up a moral storm about something. The droned, robopathic population have become such that they get all their emotional and morality-based cues off the television. Are you one of them? Are YOU smart enough break free from the matrix of deception?

[UPDATE: Don't bother looking up Curt Weldon on Youtube. YouTube have been running around deleting sensitive videos. But anyways, there are so many video server websites around now, just suffice to say look up [Curt Weldon Able Danger] and so forth. You will find his speeches to the Senate. You just wait!]

Former Italian President, Francesco Cossiga quoted:

“From areas around the Palazzo Chigi, nerve centre of direction of Italian intelligence, it is noted that the non-authenticity of the video is testified from the fact that Osama bin Laden in it ‘confessed’ that Al Qaeda would have been the author of the attack of the 11 September to the Twin Towers in New York, while all of the democratic areas of, America and of Europe, with in the forefront those of the Italian, centre-left, now know well that the disastrous attack was planned and realized by the American CIA and Mossad with the help of the Zionist world to put under accusation the Arabic Countries and to persuade the Western Powers to intervene in Iraq and Afghanistan For this, no word of solidarity arrived to Silvio Berlusconi, who has been the author of the brilliant falsification, neither from the Quironale nor from Palazzo Chigi, nor from representatives of the centre-left!” (November 30, 2007. Former Italian President, Francesco Cossiga quoted in “Italy’s oldest and most widely read newspaper, Corriere della Sera.”)

http://www.corriere.it/politica/07_novembre_30/osama_berlusconi_cossiga_27f4ccee-9f55-11dc-8807-0003ba99c53b.shtml
http://activistnyc.wordpress.com/2007/12/09/former-italian-president-francesco-cossiga-thinks-911-was-an-inside-job/

Jews did 7/7
http://jforjustice.co.uk/77/

Jews behind the "HIV causes AIDS" biggest murderous hoax in Medical history
http://www.archive.org/details/HIVAIDSFactOrFraudDivX

Deconstructing The Myth Of AIDS (Gary Null)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3983706668483511310

May 2001
From Maryland/Israel Development Center
Dr. Robert C. Gallo to Collaborate with Visiting Israeli Scientist on Promising HIV Vaccine Research at Maryland’s Institute of Human Virology

Maryland/Israel Development Center unites leading research communities in Maryland and Israel

BALTIMORE, MD – June 1, 2001 – The Maryland/Israel Development Center, with the support of Maryland Governor Parris N. Glendening and Israeli Ambassador David Ivry, officially launched today a pioneering program that partners the biotech research communities in the State of Maryland and Israel. At a press briefing held at the Institute of Human Virology (IHV), Hanan Sibel, chairman of the Maryland/Israel Development Center detailed the new program – the Maryland/Israel Visiting Fellows Program in Biotechnology – which promotes the establishment of long-term research business and investment ties, expand society’s knowledge of human diseases such as AIDS and cancer, and encourages the commercialization of products developed as a result of the joint research, thus creating jobs in both Maryland and Israel.

The Maryland/Israel Development Center created the program to help unite Maryland’s mature biotech community with Israel’s burgeoning biotech sector for joint research and business activities. According to Sibel, the inaugural grant pairs Israeli scientist Dr. Jonathan Gershoni of Tel-Aviv University with world-renowned virologist Dr. Robert C. Gallo, director of the University of Maryland’s Institute of Human Virology, a center of the University of Maryland Biotechnology Institute, and co-discoverer of HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. The grant was made official through a proclamation signing between the Governor, Israeli Ambassador Ivry, and the leaders from the University of Maryland Biotechnology Institute, the Institute of Human Virology and the Maryland/Israel Development Center during today’s ceremony. Dr. Gershoni and a post-doctoral student from Israel will collaborate with Dr. Gallo and researchers in the basic research division of the IHV, focusing on chemokine-based therapies, a recently discovered approach which have proven effective in preventing HIV from gaining entry into human cells. The research will expand upon the discovery that using an HIV coat protein could be valuable in creating a vaccine for HIV.
http://www.scienceblog.com/community/older/2001/B/200112918.html

"[Robert] Gallo is the director of the Institute of Human Virology at the University of Maryland. A winner of many prestigious prizes, he is a frequent visitor to Israel who has forged strong ties with its scientific community."
http://www.afhu.org/site/press_releases/news_Honorary_Doctorates.htm

Translation: Israel now has first takings on any development of the theoretical virus which would cause AIDS. There isn't a known virus that causes AIDS. HIV is a theoretical virus, which you would understand if you watch the above documentaries. By feigning to be researching for a vaccine of the non-existent HIV virus they are actually using Tax Payer funding to develop a virus, synthesise finally the theoretical virus which would cause AIDS and at the same time develop its vaccine. With this, the elite, the NWO, the Zionist oligarch could vaccinate themselves and the Israeli population and then infect the whole world. As a cover for the obvious fact that Israel wasn't getting infected, Israel would use their extant military-tight border control to feign that their absolute awesome quarantine of humans entering and leaving Israel was responsible for them being able to protect themselves from the virus. Meanwhile 80% of the world's population will be wiped out and Israel's delusional fake-jews inherit the earth.

The HIV virus doesn't exist. Robert Gallo and his Zoinist buddies are trying to synthesise it.


You'll want to take a look at these videos about the Zionist mafia and their control of western mainstream media (as well as most "alternative" media):

The War Party BBC Documentary


The Israel Lobby (AIPAC) - A Danger To The World


Peace, Propaganda and the Promised Land: Media & the Israel-Palestine Conflict

Jews didn't make this cute dog whistle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmx8mxXNUwM